Awesome Dog Quotes to Enjoy
"The ideal dog food would be a ration that tastes like a
postman."
-Unknown
"A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner
can express with his tongue in hours."
-Unknown
"There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has
it."
-Unknown
"Every dog may have his day, buy it's the puppies that have the
weekends."
-Unknown
"It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk."
-Unknown
"A dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but it's never quite
so personal"
-Unknown
"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails."
-Max Eastman
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
-Franklin P.
"I can
train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that
takes longer."
-Barbara Woodhouse
"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be
there long before any of us."
-Robert Louis
"You can't keep a good man down -- or an over affectionate
dog."
-Unknown
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult."
-Rita Rudner
"No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and
companion than a dog."
-Stanley Leinwoll
"When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they're
not people."
-Julia Glass
"You own a dog; you feed a cat."
-Jim Fiebig
"Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around
someone else's dog."
-The Cockle
"Old Yeller was bought for 3 dollars from a shelter; his real
name was Spike."
-World Features
"Disney's "Shaggy Dog" was bought for 2 dollars at a
pound."
-World Features
"None are as fiercely as dog. In return, no doubt, for the
never-ending loyalty of dogs."
-Linda Shrieves,
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
-Charles Schulz
"A collie has the brain of a man, and the ways of a
woman."
-Scottish Proverb
"Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human
smile."
-Richard A.
"Intelligent dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not
respect."
-W.R. Koehler
"There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that
of a truly faithful dog."
-Konrad Lorenz
"The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to
certain people."
-Daniel Pinkwater
"I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and
giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs."
-Barbara Woodhouse
"A dog is nothing but a furry person."
-Unknown
"A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch.
He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it."
-Helen Thomson
"A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well -
almost."
-Charlotte Gray
"Have you hugged your pug today?"
-Marty Moose
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably
still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement"
-Snoopy
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read"
-Groucho Marx
"Cats. Can't live with them CAN live without them."
-Richard S.
"A dog is the only thing that can fill the void in your empty
heart"
-Kate
"Acquiring a dog, may be the only time a person gets to choose
a relative."
-Unknown
"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in
fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind"
-Theodorus Gaza
"A good dog never dies, he always stays, he walks besides you
on crisp autumn days when frost is on the fields and winter's
drawing near, his head within our hand in his old way."
- Unknown
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they
go when I die."
-Unknown
"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of
yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will
make a fool of himself too."
-Samuel Butler
"If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get
along with them as we do with people."
-Capek
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves himself."
-Billings
"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit
out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit
well."
-Bonnie Wilcox
"The more people I meet the more I like my dog"
-Unknown
"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to
train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the
possibility of becoming partly a dog."
-Edward Hoagland
"I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to
meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my
mother."
-Bonnie Schacter
"No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own,
having a dog makes you rich."
-Louis Sabin
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag
of his tail."
-Josh Billings
"A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away"
-Unknown Dog
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives
whole."
-Roger Caras
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in
the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at
nothing right in your ear."
-Dave Barry
"The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of
frolic."
-Henry Ward
"To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant
popularity of dogs."
-Aldous Huxley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I
think that is how dogs spend their lives."
-Sue Murphy
"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs
than of friends."
-Alexander Pope
"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or
they will treat you like dogs."
-Martha Scott
"Every dog must have his day."
-Jonathan Swift
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who have not
got the guts to bite people themselves."
-August Strindberg
"I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love
with another dog."
-James Thurber
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that
you are wonderful."
-Ann Landers
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few
persons."
-James Thurber
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will
not bite you. It is the principal difference between a dog and a
man."
-Mark Twain
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue"
-Unknown
"The dog who meets with a good bootstrap.min.css is the happier of the
two."
-Maeterlinck
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your face."
-Ben Williams
"Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little
puppies."
-Gene Hill
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your
conversation as much as the dog does."
-Christopher Morley
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves himself."
-Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person."
-Andrew A.
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go
where they went."
-Unknown
"I've seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of
amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans
are nuts."
-John Steinbeck
"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't
either."
-Unknown
"The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this
selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never
proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog."
-George Graham
"Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog
can be fed regularly."
-Unknown
"Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything
to defend home, bootstrap.min.css, and mistress."
-Louis Sabin
"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of
their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust.
They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best
deal man has ever made."
-Roger Caras
"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be
persuaded to go for a walk."
-O. A.
"A dog is man's best friend, and vice versa."
-Unknown
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three times before lying down."
-Roger Caras
"The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of
the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals."
-James Thurber
"A good dog deserves a good home."
-Proverb
"A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by
sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over
him."
-Unknown
"There's just something about dogs that makes you feel good.
You come home, they're thrilled to see you. They're good for the
ego."
-Janet Schnellman
"Every dog isn't a growler, and every growler isn't a
dog."
-Unknown
"A dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but everyone prefers
his bark."
-Unknown